July 19th, 2013
The suggestion I just received for my next dish is… Crumpets with pan fried knee-caps with a foreskin reduction. Ah sweet comedy.
I sure did.
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March 6th, 2012
He’s a visitor from another planet. He’s probably responsible for corn circles, cycle lanes, traffic cones. All the other unnatural phenomenon. Might even be responsible for the liberal democrats.
Diana Trent (Stephanie Cole) - Waiting for God Series 5, Episode 6
I was engaged to my nanny when I was four. She said that the fifty year age gap would always be a problem. So we went our separate ways. She must be a hundred and thirty years old by now.
Tom Ballard (Graham Crowden) - Waiting for God. Series 5, Episode 6